Guatemalan Superiority Complex
Shitfoot and TC have taken Dangerous D under their wings. They like him, so for the past couple of months since he's shown up both of them have tried to help him out. At work and outside of work. That's cool, but personally I really don't like Dangerous D because the way he talks annoys the shit out of me. Also I'll be honest. I think he's an idiot. I just don't like being around him. TC and Shitfoot have gone on roadtrips with the guy to Tahoe and stuff. So they're pals. Good for them. Shit got kinda weird at work the other night though on account of a rather stupid announcement Dangerous D decided to make in front of everyone working in Area 51.
Dangerous D told us that he hates Mexicans. Now, I'm sure plenty of people out there in the world do hate Mexicans. What raised both my eyebrows about this was, I thought Dangerous D was a Mexican. He speaks Spanish, he's got jet black hair and dark skin. He even has a Spanish last name. All that pretty much adds up to Mexican in my book. I was genuinely confused by his outburst.
Before I could say anything TC stepped up to the plate. He went over to Dangerous D and he asked him, "So you hate Mexicans?"
Dangerous D said that he did.
TC looked at him and smiled with that calm, evil smile of his. Instantly I knew TC was going to fuck him up and bad. TC said, "What you're telling me is, you hate my wife. Is that what you're saying? I think that's what you're trying to tell me. You hate my wife. That's it isn't it?"
"Uhhhhh I ummmm uhhhh I..."
TC continued. "And my daughter is half Mexican. So you hate my daughter. Why do you hate my daughter?"
Dangerous D was officially in the spotlight and he didn't like it. Everyone was looking at him. All he could say to TC was "Uhhhhhhh."
It was beautiful. I was laughing so hard I thought I might piss myself.
Dangerous D is from Kansas, but he claims to be Guatemalan. Another idiot I used to work with here on Team Loser was J2. J2 is Guatemalan and he mouthed off to me frequently about how much he hated Mexicans. Apparently Dangerous D suffers from the same retarded superiority complex. I don't get it. I mean, I can't tell a Mexican from a Guatemalan. They all look the same to me. And what's with that shit anyway? Nobody is better than anybody else in this world. Period. I used to fire J2 up all the time by asking him if Guatemala was a small town in Mexico, just to enrage him. God damn it was funny the way he flipped out when I did that. I couldn't resist. That's the bastard in me.
I have a message for you Guatemalan folks out there. You are not better than Mexicans. You aren't more culturally advanced or sophisticated than Mexicans or anyone else. You ARE Mexicans. You look like them, and you speak Mexican. Furthermore I have an urgent news flash for you. You guys down there South of the border aren't even the real Mexicans. Real Mexicans live in Europe and they come from a country called Spain. So do everybody a favor and knock off the racist shit. Drop the act. Okay? Sheesh.
Dangerous D told us that he hates Mexicans. Now, I'm sure plenty of people out there in the world do hate Mexicans. What raised both my eyebrows about this was, I thought Dangerous D was a Mexican. He speaks Spanish, he's got jet black hair and dark skin. He even has a Spanish last name. All that pretty much adds up to Mexican in my book. I was genuinely confused by his outburst.
Before I could say anything TC stepped up to the plate. He went over to Dangerous D and he asked him, "So you hate Mexicans?"
Dangerous D said that he did.
TC looked at him and smiled with that calm, evil smile of his. Instantly I knew TC was going to fuck him up and bad. TC said, "What you're telling me is, you hate my wife. Is that what you're saying? I think that's what you're trying to tell me. You hate my wife. That's it isn't it?"
"Uhhhhh I ummmm uhhhh I..."
TC continued. "And my daughter is half Mexican. So you hate my daughter. Why do you hate my daughter?"
Dangerous D was officially in the spotlight and he didn't like it. Everyone was looking at him. All he could say to TC was "Uhhhhhhh."
It was beautiful. I was laughing so hard I thought I might piss myself.
Dangerous D is from Kansas, but he claims to be Guatemalan. Another idiot I used to work with here on Team Loser was J2. J2 is Guatemalan and he mouthed off to me frequently about how much he hated Mexicans. Apparently Dangerous D suffers from the same retarded superiority complex. I don't get it. I mean, I can't tell a Mexican from a Guatemalan. They all look the same to me. And what's with that shit anyway? Nobody is better than anybody else in this world. Period. I used to fire J2 up all the time by asking him if Guatemala was a small town in Mexico, just to enrage him. God damn it was funny the way he flipped out when I did that. I couldn't resist. That's the bastard in me.
I have a message for you Guatemalan folks out there. You are not better than Mexicans. You aren't more culturally advanced or sophisticated than Mexicans or anyone else. You ARE Mexicans. You look like them, and you speak Mexican. Furthermore I have an urgent news flash for you. You guys down there South of the border aren't even the real Mexicans. Real Mexicans live in Europe and they come from a country called Spain. So do everybody a favor and knock off the racist shit. Drop the act. Okay? Sheesh.
posted by factory_peasant at 7:06 PM
3 Comments:
Actually, that's not racism. Mexicans and Guatemalans have common ancestors, so they're basically family. That's called discrimination based on national origin, which is stupid. He's supposed to hate Whitey!
that's right. hatin on us crackers is the way to go.
my cracker name is chikin in a biskit. what's your cracker name Wad?
before you say anything i'd guess you're a wheat thin.
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