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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Dressed Like A Whore

Since I left my old production line, Team Loser, I have tried to stay in touch with Supertech, Raygun, and He-Man. From time to time I drop in on them late on swing shift when I know Potatohead is long gone and Meth has probably left for the night. I don't want to see either one of those slobs. Getting myself kicked out of Team Loser was one of the best things I've ever done here. It was the only way to escape Potatohead and his kiss asses like The Factor and Meth. I expected things would only get worse up there with Potatohead in charge and sure enough from what the guys have been telling me it is truly a living hell.

Meth has been given free reign to act like a bastard to anyone he chooses at any time for any reason. He seems to enjoy harassing two of the female assemblers in particular, Doria and Julie. Bringing them to tears as he's yelling at them for petty mistakes is one of his favorite things to do. He's also banging one of their newhires, a pretty good looking technician named Leslie. I'm amazed a goofy looking dirtbag like Meth could get together with a girl like her.

The Factor has been up to her usual bullshit. She continues to royally screw up Team Loser's supply orders so the line is constantly out of needed parts. And she is still coming to work in skin tight terry cloth tube tops and spandex bicycle shorts, or far worse. Raygun told me the other day she showed up to work dressed like a hooker. He said she came in wearing black boots, fishnets, a mini-miniskirt, and a tight leather top. The mental image I got from that made me want to retch. As The Factor was walking through the building to her cubicle she passed by a section manager's desk. When he saw her cruising through, he got up and followed her. He managed to catch up with The Factor just as she walked into Team Loser's assembly area. Raygun overheard their conversation.

"That outfit is not appropriate. You're going to have to go home and change clothes or just stay home for the rest of the day." The section manager told her.
"But there's other women here who dress like this."
He said, "Yeah, but you don't look like they do. Go home."

The Factor was really pissed off at that comment. Sounds like the two of them are in the middle of a brawl that's going to last a few weeks before settling down. Nice one though. Whoever that section manager is, he kicks ass.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not quite sure I know this factor you speak of, but if it's who I think it is she is more suited for a moo moo than a mini skirt. Also I believe I know the manager you speak of and if it is him he is a pretty decent guy.

Actually when I read this it reminded me of a similar incident that happened in my area then that thought reminded me of something similar that I believe you would find funny. I would really be rambling on about a tangent then so I guess I'll just keep it to myself for now. It basically just boils down to me busted on another worthless supervisor.

Boomer

7:19 PM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

throw down with the story d00d...

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I'll try to keep it kind of short.

When I first started working here there was this really obnoxious middle aged woman working as an assymbler on my line who thought she was one hot mama. She had a bad habbit of flirting and putting her hands all over the younger men in the area, yours truly included. This made me nervous because I was a new hire and didn't want to mess anything up so I just kept my distance. On halloween you know how the loons like to where funky costumes, well she came in wearing a skin tight,low cut, black teddy with net stockings and high heals face made up with pankcake make up. This was truly gnarly sight all her worst ASSets hanging out if you know what I mean if she was supposed to be a hoe then her costume is a good one. Well later in the day I was walking up the main hall in building two and I see she is about half way up the hall talking to someone with her back to me. I figured since she can't see me coming I could sneak by. As I got closer I guess in order for her to make her point about what ever she was talking about she had to bend over and do a little booty shake. Let's say I had to see a lot more than I had ever wanted to see not quite a brown eye spotting, but close.

The next thing was related to halloween as well I guess that's why I thought of it. There used to be this supervisor on the production line next to mine who I figured out quite quickly was an incompotent jerk. Not as bad as the beard, but close. Lets call him "Teefes" because he had some gnarly broken brown teeth. Anywho on halloween he dresses up like a clown the get up: colorfull jump suit, big shoes, gloves, ball on the nose, orange hair, hat, and make up. I guess for some reason he decides to come over to where I am and shoot the breeze with me and another tech well I just look at him and say "Hey teefes how come you did not wear a costume today?" He just stood there and gave me a dirty look for what felt like forever then he turned and walked away. Hey everyone else thought it was funny.

8:40 PM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

i know who the section manager was that beat down 'yowch' over her attire. from what a few employees told me, that sounded like something he would do but i'm not gonna dump on the guy. all i can say is, he tore down the bitch.

good man.

i gotta find out who the hoe was. i'll bug ya at work on that one before i split the scene...

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG hehehehe

you said "teefes" hahahaha

good story

sh|t_f00t

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough of the Whore-or stories. Bringin back bad memories...
FP- When is the big day?
Barley

6:45 AM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

Barley-

next week. got lots of plans. one of which is a special visit to The Troll. i have two big bony middle fingers to put up in her grill.

9:17 AM  

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