Frau Regenbogen

As I mentioned we received two new technicians in our area recently. Eat Monster is one of them, the other one is this totally effeminate goofball German guy who commutes in to work from the city. He's tall and scrawny as hell. His accent is strange since it's not really German sounding nor is it perfect English. As he speaks it almost sounds like he's constantly lisping. His movements are suspect, the way he carries himself and gestures while he's talking to me is entirely limp-wristed and twinkletoed. I think he's fruity, but he won't admit to it.

Yesterday when he arrived to work as soon as I saw him I shouted in my best nazi voice "Gutentag Frau Regenbogen!" That stopped him in his tracks instantly and he began shaking his head. Then he laughed, which was good because it showed me even if he is a homo at least he's got a sense of humor. The English translation of what I said is "Good day Mrs. Rainbow." I was confident my German is pretty solid since he understood right away what I had said to him.

From now on I'll be calling him Frau Regenbogen.