Bye Bye Termite
Computer Termite just couldn't resist the temptation to ruin more of our PCs. Squirmy had enough of his antics the third or fourth time site IT had to come out and fix them. The first time it happened, Squirmy took the Computer Termite aside and gave him a slap on the wrist. The second offense earned him a verbal warning. The last one was a written warning, and Computer Termite was banished from touching any of our PCs for the forseeable future. Well, he did it again last week and got caught red handed. Every time he touches a PC keyboard the poor computer it's hooked up to instantly turns into a piece of shit. The software won't work and the box practically belches smoke out of the case. I don't know how the Computer Termite does it but he sure is convinced of his superior PC skills. It's really quite ridiculous.
Squirmy fired him. I laughed.
One of the dingbat housewives in the Precision Group next to our line told me today that she ordered a pizza over the weekend and the pizza delivery guy was none other than the Computer Termite. He was startled and embarrassed when he recognized her from his former job. I wish I could have seen the look on his pasty page boy face. That was poetic justice if I've ever heard it. He was such a fucking arrogant dog dick of a technician. I hope this whole ordeal has knocked him down a bunch of pegs. He definetly needed a reality check. I reckon none of us here will miss him, except for It.
Squirmy fired him. I laughed.
One of the dingbat housewives in the Precision Group next to our line told me today that she ordered a pizza over the weekend and the pizza delivery guy was none other than the Computer Termite. He was startled and embarrassed when he recognized her from his former job. I wish I could have seen the look on his pasty page boy face. That was poetic justice if I've ever heard it. He was such a fucking arrogant dog dick of a technician. I hope this whole ordeal has knocked him down a bunch of pegs. He definetly needed a reality check. I reckon none of us here will miss him, except for It.
posted by factory_peasant at 12:21 PM
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So was this around the time when you guys were told the pc's were off-limits because they were under investigation? When we were doing the quake2 multiplayer stuff? or does that come later?
nah, the Q2 investigation happened a few months later and it was all thanks to one of those dingbat housewives in the Precision Group finking on us. Frau Regenbogen really fucked those IT guys up. i'm still laughing about that after all this time.
i didn't include it, but you were going through some shit around this time period. someone busted into your car and seriously fucked up your ignition switch. they tried to use a similar key and mangled your shit. the house with nathan got robbed, you guys lost that videocamera with the shindig tape that had the "true nature of woman" segment on it. that tape was amazing. oh yeah you and me moved your disabled cousin out of her place. the caregiver's spouse was being abusive to her or some shit. lots of stuff going on back then...
wow, I forgot about most of that. The car thing was the final straw that got me to move out of there. Sucks about that tape. Truly classic. There was footage of that drunk dumbass getting hit in the head with a 40oz. too. If we were playin' q2 around that time, I guess it would be a few months later. 'cause louie and the no personality guy moved in right after we got rid of the pedophile, and they were only around a few months before we moved out.
It was great to finally be rid of this idiot. This fool would ask you a question then argue with the answer you gave him. I heard myself telling this guy "If you already knew the answer to the question, why the F did you ask me in the first place." I hope he and IT didnt find a way to procreate.
low blow-
that videotape was incredible. i'll never forget nathan handing that idiot kid the blue drink, kicking over the coffee table when he was three feet away from it and making him clean it all up like he knocked it over, and that incredible bathroom sequence where that same dumb kid was puking his guts out with his face submerged in the toilet bowl water. i've often thought about posting a no questions asked ad in the newspaper to ask for that tape back. or at least a copy of it.
i always had a good time there hanging out with you guys drinkin'. playing Interstate '76, Mechwarrior2, and microwaving baby frogs in empty beer bottles. good stuff. who would have though baby frogs would pop so loud...
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