Bye Bye Termite

Computer Termite just couldn't resist the temptation to ruin more of our PCs. Squirmy had enough of his antics the third or fourth time site IT had to come out and fix them. The first time it happened, Squirmy took the Computer Termite aside and gave him a slap on the wrist. The second offense earned him a verbal warning. The last one was a written warning, and Computer Termite was banished from touching any of our PCs for the forseeable future. Well, he did it again last week and got caught red handed. Every time he touches a PC keyboard the poor computer it's hooked up to instantly turns into a piece of shit. The software won't work and the box practically belches smoke out of the case. I don't know how the Computer Termite does it but he sure is convinced of his superior PC skills. It's really quite ridiculous.

Squirmy fired him. I laughed.

One of the dingbat housewives in the Precision Group next to our line told me today that she ordered a pizza over the weekend and the pizza delivery guy was none other than the Computer Termite. He was startled and embarrassed when he recognized her from his former job. I wish I could have seen the look on his pasty page boy face. That was poetic justice if I've ever heard it. He was such a fucking arrogant dog dick of a technician. I hope this whole ordeal has knocked him down a bunch of pegs. He definetly needed a reality check. I reckon none of us here will miss him, except for It.