The Official Mr. McConvict Paging System

Shoelaces has done it again. He is truly a genius when it comes to solving critical problems in the area. Because we're all getting real tired of hunting around for Mr. McConvict when his wife calls, Shoelaces found a bright orange traffic cone somewhere in the buildings and stationed it nearby the phone. Now whenever Mrs. McConvict calls Shoelaces grabs that cone and uses it like a bullhorn. Shouting into it like he was paging a checker to open another cash register at a grocery store, Shoelaces will repeat, "Mr. McConvict you have a phone call Mr. McConvict phone callllll!" You can hear Shoelaces pretty much anywhere in our section of the building so if Mr. McConvict is around he will come a running. It's funny and it's working as advertised.

Nice job, Shoelaces.