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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Big Shot

Eavesdropping in on people's phone conversations can be amusing. Since Dangerous D moved in and got his phone line hooked up I've been able to listen in to almost all the calls he makes. Even though I only get to hear his side of the action it's pretty easy to tell what the other person is saying to D. Now that he's finally got himself squared away and paid back Shitfoot that five hundred bucks he owed him the two of them are on speaking terms again. Sort of. From the sound of things today Dangerous D must have been a little bored around the house. Woman hunting in chat rooms wasn't enough to keep him occupied so he began calling the few people he knows here in the area to see if someone wanted to go out with him and do something.

No matter who he called, they were all busy. By the time Dangerous D called Shitfoot he was frustrated and a little angry that nobody wanted to hang out. I was standing in the hallway around the corner from our office listening in when D picked up the phone one last time and dialed Shitfoot's number.

"hEY BudDIe. hOwZ iT GoINg? wWHaT ArE yOO UpP tOo?"
There was a long pause.
"i WuZ wWoNdERinG iFF yOO WANtEd ToO gO GEt SOmE bEeRs WItH meE."
Silence.
"wELL HOw aBoUt i bUy?"
Silence.
"wWHaT IFf i buY aNd i'LL DRiVe?"
Longer silence.
"oHHh... OkAy. lATeR."
Dangerous D slammed the phone down on his desk and shouted "fUCkINg PUsSie!"

Holy shit. I couldn't help but start laughing, which gave it away that I had been listening in. D didn't react like he was startled or anything. Instead he stopped me as I walked past the office towards my room. He said there was something he wanted to tell me. I stepped into the office and shrugged. "What's up?" I asked.
"mY FAmiLy iS cOMmInG ouT FRoM kAnSAs tOo viSIt soOn."
"That's cool. Have they ever been here in California before?"
Dangerous D said, "nOpE. i'M pAYiNg tOo FLy tHEm ROuNd TrIP."
"I'm sure they'll like it when they fly out and you show them around San Francisco. When are they planning on arriving?"
"aUGuSt. aNd tHEyRe gOnNa sTAy hErE."
"Which hotel?" I asked.
D looked at me kinda funny and he said while pointing at the floor, "THEyRE sTAyINg HERe."
I yelled at him. "WHAT? No fucking way, man! I don't run a Motel 6 here, friend. I'm not going to have your whole family jammed up in this place. It's just enough room for two people but not enough for like six or seven. You make sure they book themselves into a hotel around here or something. They ARE NOT staying here at my house. Got it?"

I left the room.

Seems to me Dangerous D is broke most of the time so I think I know what he's up to. He must want to try and prove himself to his family back in Kansas that he's a totally successful electronics guy now and he's a big shot. Ironically he's so irresponsible with his money that he makes me look good. I'm pretty dumb when it comes to managing my finances but let me tell you I got my shit under control compared to that little guy. He's a fiscal train wreck. If he's going to pay for his family's plane tickets that won't leave him much loot and I bet that's why he's trying to weasel them in here at my place for their stay. What a punk.

88 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

heehee, first dibs!
first off that jerrys' kid poster child knew in advance that they were comin!
he could have put aside $200-300
for a budget motel+dinners etc...
but this fag, instead of planning correctly, used yet ANOTHER person
however way that he chose to!
fucking pussie(hehe) maybe i shoulda
lent him another $500
he also could have postponed this for a little while, but im sure that
wasn't in the stars.
bottom line: this little shit-bag
needs to be mickey'd with rufies or
ghb or some other date rape drug and dropped off at a leather bar on polk
that has a fisting sling! i'm SURE
he'd wake up with a different perspective on life (crisc0 is your friend)
later fags,

SH|t_f0ot

aye carumba!

12:27 AM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

yeah, i figured out he planned that shit all along. later that day i told him we'd talk about it some more soon. there was plenty of time between then and august when his family was supposed to come out for the visit.

i got chumped by that no good cripple. he wasn't telling the truth.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how typical,,

s1 foot gets in on the action in reel life to.so far this forem is nothing more than trash talk behind peoples back.i'd love to see that happen here in real life.
thats the beaty of being able to hid behind compurters i guess.
have at it then if it boists your eco

2:16 PM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

anon thanks man that really made me laff. you are funnay.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Tony! It's funny you say this shit but you choose to be anon now. Why don't you sign your name to this tripe if you feel that strongly about it?

Your friend and owner,

Da Boomer

6:42 PM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

boomer-

thanks again for inviting us over to yer gig last weekend. was a great time. bummer about the CO2 mixup but hey shit happens. the mrs. cooked up some truly killer grub. i told her if she opened up a restaurant i'd eat there almost every day it was that good. anyway had a great time yapping with you and all the cronies from work.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so whats up tony? does someone finally have the finger on you?
TC

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bluberhead-redead,,,

im not oyur friend and second the only thing you owen is 2 pees which is about the size of your nuts.i asked you to stop calling me by my name but you cant even do that.what did you do this weekend?hang around the comp or in your patetic apt waiting for the macdonalds manager to call you to fill in for somebody???
im a analog man trapped in your digital world,,i do things the old fashion way-i aint like you,,,a world centered around the comp.Through chop, i rolled with kanye this weekend and his ontarage. clubbin at the strip for 10 hrs homes on saturday. More referrels for my Biz and my private homemade brews ARE TAKING OFF.What you got goin on chump???i thought so,,know go on and do some internet reserch on Kanye and that will tell you something jack..
another thing,,,you aint cool cous,(i aint even gonna coment on only an idiot would try to force carbonate brews that suppose to happen naturaly-the co2 mixup that one of your boys said.
so quite sticking your nose were it dont belong and get back to the drive thru windown so you can comback and ruin more shit

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow what an idiot this Tony Rutledge is, I did not understand one word he said. Could someone please translate what this stupid bitch just said.

Boomer

Bitch slappin tony since feburary 2006.

P.S. As for the size of my nuts your mama has no problem with them.

Ooooh just like my man Peter North says, "Aaaaaahhhh take that bitch!"

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh brother,

The latest scribble provided by Tony will take some time to decipher indeed.

Barrister Shoelaces.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

matsock (sucklaces)

shut up.this is a ab conversaton, see yourself out.quit trying to instegate and go watch law n order

boomhead,,
how typical and predicteble.you got to resort to childish bs.That only proves your a class c boso.As for mom,i dont remember you ever bein in v-town.if you werehope you got your package reemed off by the G she's rollin with.so is that what your fantasy is, gettin it up the yang by a porn star?amazin thats whats on your mind-you got nothin elsse better to say then to resort to name callin and insalts-typical.
you ever make it down to the strip,look me up,a few hours out in the real world will make you beg to get back to your comp world,macdonalds and homemade cheap homemade brew kits.dont bother to write back,im done with you and the rest.so think about that when i roll outta here in my humvee and hit the strip, cuz I LIKES LIK DAT! step of the mike clown, your just a plain, typical sucka wanna be but will never ever be,
im done with work today by noon-after i send my crew out to make things happen which is good for a few benjis and c notes,what time you got off macdonalds part time clown?

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwhahahahahaha what a dumbass I think I struck a nerve with old dumbass boy Tony Rutledge. Still making no sense as usual Tony Rutledge. Tell you what let me know when you get your GED so you can make sense and everyone can understand what you are trying to say.

As for the insults yep thats right I let myself slip into your world there for a minute. You see if you didn't come here and start firing off all the insults at everyone I would have never bitch slapped you up one side of cyber space and down the other. So it's all your fault bitch! Go look in the mirror and ask yourself why no one likes you.

I have already proven time and time again that you are a fraud and a liar. You yourself have proven that your are a stupid ass time and time again. Then when you can't take it anymore you run away kicking and screaming like a little bitch saying your never coming back. Then I find your ass a couple days latter trolling only now you think you can sneak in by being anon. You see I see right through you because you never change you come on insulting people hoping to get away with it, baiting people into an argument only to run away again when you can't take it.

It's obvious you are a troll no one could possibly be as stupid as you.

It's like my main man and best bud Tony Rutledge says "eco bock touck saick yuck knwo toop ci tay lol"

Boomer
Bitch slappin' Tony since Feb. 2006

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude,
first off, i aint no fraud and 2nd i aint no liar.what did i lie to you about?i found this board on my homies reco and if you call baiting and troling someone just because i want to express my opinine then YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT. thats why you cant make it out on the reel world because you dont know how to act in front of reel world people.I m not slammin you cous, just tellin it like it is.

1. your the one who insulted me first with easy bake oven crak
2.you got mad because i offered advice on beer brewin
3. you got your squad out to get me everytime i come on and express me opinion.
do i signal you out here-NO, do I insalt you -NO (only as rebutal to your vicuos, hurtful and debalatating wise cracks.
as far as a trolling or baitin goes, i only engage in conversaton, i dont have time to screw around. your the one who is a troll and bait cuz this is your digital world.you were the one to make those insalts at me first when all i tried to do was tell my comments. itype fast,so if you cant understand what i am saying to you, take a esl class
peace

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony you ignorant slut you were not offering advice you were slammin. Oh and excuse me but I am doing just fine in the real world. You got slammed and proven to be wrong now deal with it I proved it already. Why do you think everyone else is jumping on you? It is not because they are my "posey" or in my "click" it is because you were wrong deal with it. You keep coming on here calling everybody names then run away crying like a bitch when everyone calls you on it. You don't have opinions the first time you posted was sort of an opinion, but it was wraped in an insult. Look if you are too dumb to understand what you are saying is insulting then I will not try to help you out anymore. Just straight bitch slappin'

Offer me advice hahahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh. Only thing you could give me advice on is how to look stupid and I would rather not know how to do that.

Why bother with you. You are way to stupid to even understand what I am saying go back to school and learn to communicate.

haha after re-reading your last comment I think I have figured it out. English is your second language isn't it or are you disabled? Either way that's no excuse to be insulting everyone and posting jibberish that no one and I mean no one understands.

Boomer
Keepin' the idgits down since the begining.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boomer,

I believe you hit the nail on the head. Tony is indeed not a native English speaker. However, surprisingly, it turns out that he's quite bright. For the heck of it, I plugged Tony's comments into "babblefish", the great online language translator. Translating Tony's comments into Greek, then Italian, Tony's comments translate into an interesting critique of Dr. Stephen Jay Gould's evolutionary theory positing that Gould was incorrect in his belief that winged dinosaurs preceded marsupials in the Paleolithic Period.

Translating Tony's writings into French, then German, then back to English, apparently "posey" refers to Dr. Arthur James Posey, the Nobel winning British physicist who almost, but not quite managed to prove that Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity and Quantum Mechanics are in fact compatible. Tony realized that Posey didn't take advantage of the fact that the LeGendre equation is actually equivalent to the 6th degree expression of Newton's Formula. Quite impressive.

So you see, Tony is only pretending to be a complete dumbass. He is in fact brilliant! How about one more? Translating to Gaelic, then Swahili, yields....

Uh oh... I take it all back...

"I am Boomer's bitch."

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boomer you happy now
ok,,
now that soon all the varmin are going start to attack me like ants on a picknick table-fine whatever.
Im hookin up with frank and carmine gotti later on,,,another french benefit of being in the biz im in. say what you want,got all your digital homies in it dont matter-i gots what i gotthat what matters, my biz and my never ending list of friends-reel world friends.
peace

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a french benefit? The rest lol whatever gotz yo reel werld fiends o'tay yuo doo dat den. More bullshit, but I said it in your language so I know you got it. I'm through with you. You are just a stupid lonely bitch trying to impress everyone, thing is no one cares about those people you mentioned. Hell they are barely known.

Oh anon I knew there had to be a reason Tony made no sense. However, brilliant yeah I guess in a Rain man kinda way. Also I see your still not brave enough to sign a tag so to enter your contest I want to be just like you bold and brave. There do I win the trip for posting a comment about one of your traits that I said sarcastically wanted to be?

Boomer
Headed to Portland
Bitch slappin' Tony since Feb,2006

P.S. Shoot I have to say just one more thing. I see Tony is making his way around the A&E circuit, next he will tell us he is hangin' with Dog the bounty hunter. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahha

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boomer (mouther)

i figured it out finaly.I know why you are so obesed with bustin my balls every freeking time.you are jealous or mad or obsesed with people on tv just because i know people who are on tv. your the one that bought it up about a &e and stuff.
dude, they are normal people just like everyone else.i dont care if they are or not on tv, in my biz i meet alot of people who are.
i will try not to mention who i meet or roll with anymore cuz it sets you off.thats the problem with you living in the digital world,,,get over it and stop buggin me

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, Tony Rutledge if you want to try and flame me get your own material. Stop using mine that's about the 10th time you did that.

That's right douche bag Tony, they are just people so I don't know why you feel the need to drop names. All you are doing is trying to impress people, but what you do not understand is nobody cares who you may know (in your little world in mommies basement.) Realistically we all know you are a very, very lonely little person. I have proven this fact over and over you are a liar and a fraud. You continue to show your stupidity over and over.

The reason I am busting your balls is because you started the whole thing dumbass go back and look at what you said. If you can not see how you started it then I have no choice, but to bust your balls so get used to it no matter what you say I will be right there with a "Thanks Tony the dumbass" or maybe just a "Thanks Boomers' bitch" so get used to that too you dirty troll you.

I brought up A&E because it's obvious what you are doing. You see someone on tv you idolize cuz dey accin lik a G so you drop lines on here trying to impress. You are such a fool it's unreal you do not know shit about shit and I called you on it. Now your mad because someone has seen through you facade. It's ok just go out and make something of your self instead of playing someone on the internet. OK Tony Rutledge. That's more proof that you are trying to impress. How do I know your name? You through it out there with all those acronyms after it thinking it would be impressing someone. Guess what stupid that was incedibly asinine just proving how stupid you are too the world.
The first rule in blogging is you do not give out your real name.
The second rule in blogging is you DO NOT give out your real name.
When bitch slappin' someone it's ok to use his real name and his name was Tony Rutledge, his name was Tony Rutledge.
(Chorus) HIS NAME WAS TONY RUTLEDGE,HIS NAME WAS TONY RUTLEDGE,HIS NAME WAS TONY RUTLEDGE,HIS NAME WAS TONY RUTLEDGE,HIS NAME WAS TONY RUTLEDGE.

Boomer
Bitch slappin' Tony Rutledge since Feb. 2006

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

little man,,,
you assist that i am a fraud,,
fire out your email and ill prove to you little man of the people I hang with if it will make you feel beter.if not stop your bs and go hide-you have been exposed for WHAT YOU ARE_AFRAUD.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I said Rutledge stop using my material you bastard. Also you still need to take those communication skills. I think I understood about two words in that entire blather.

Secondly do you think I am as stupid as you dummy? I am not giving any of my information out about me dumbass. Face it I proved it over and over using your own words shitbag, now just deal with it.

From now on take a Thanks Boomers' Bitch and be on your way.

Boomer
Tony Rutledge living proof that children should not be breast fed up to their 15th birthday.

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats so freeking hard about understandig to give me your email addy.wtf do you think is gonna happen just because you put out your email gorfie?i just given you a chance and you blew it cuz. i got the pix to back my shit up-you cant even step up to the mick.-go back to your hole and hide little man.YOU are the froad since you dont want to putup or shutup. big man now cant back up his shit when i call you out homes.

now what do ya gots to say,,,dam like a sailboat that lost the wind.

TR-exposing chicken shits since febrary

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Boomers' Bitch.

Boomer
Hey Tony are those skid marks on your chin?

P.S. it's mic dummy not mick or mike. Oh and what's a gorfie?

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats a mic-dummy?,,,
the best defanition of a gorfie-take a look in the mirror
real def=a chickenshit who gets called on his shit to prove his shit and doesnt cuz he cant back up his shit.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks MY Bitch.

Boomer
Tony Rutledge swinging from the bags of Z list celebs. and LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.


P.S. Boy you are even more of a stupid fuck than I had first thought. Mic is the abbreviation for microphone you dink. I don't need to show proof that you are a dummy you do that for me. Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im outty for the nite goin clubbin with (cant say who i roll with so you dont get all mad)im done and dont bother to reply,,,i busted your ass but good and now YOU have to life with it 2 bit!
i exposed you for a FROAD because you cant/wont back your shit up.

have fun gorfie...

TR:i lived in gorfies world,,,but he wont dare try to survive in mine
,,,and exposing the froad who cant back his shiz up since febuary
dont bother to write back im dune and I WON!
peace

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks MY Bitch.

Boomer
Tony making a strong argument for retroactive abortions.

Still can't spell it's fraud dumbass and I don't need to prove shit you do.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more thing to everyone else out there. How many times is it now that Tony Rutledge has ran away kicking and screaming like a little bitch clamoring never to return?

Boomer
Tony the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your even more dummier than I FIRST Thought!i gave you a chance to step into the ring an you rang away,,,like a little chump.your shit it getting old and your exposed dumy,,stay in your digital world,all stay in mines mkay dum dum?

My boyz are here,,,have fun behind comp bitch ass chicken
TR-rootin out the gorfies of the world and taken names later since FEB ,06

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks MY Bitch.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks MY Bitch

Boomer
Tony your so dumb you can't even spell slang words correctly.
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha

P.S. Still using my material dummy, try to be original. What's a dummier?
Bwahahahahahahahaha

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks my gofie-had to show my boyz were i exposed your bs and they say that you got nailed.fuk yeah bitch,igot you and owe you now.

TR: owning that gorfie formorely known as boomer ass since feb, 06!

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks MY Bitch

Boomer
Tony Magna cum laude of the dangerous d school of dumbasses.

Friends you bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha maybe you should put your stuffed animals away for the evening.

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Mouth,

I was asked to tell you my opinion of what went down last night and I have to say my man Anthony stole the show.

I ain't trying to start anything but he asked me to read everything over and tell it like it is.You did have him busted a mess of times but were I come from, you have to step up when someone fronts you or else its a knockout punch, understand? He had proof about what you were fronting him about and you walked away-why?

You were busting on his typing skills, well he does hang with alot of bling boys and he talks heavy slang so thats why his typing is kinda sick sometimes.but he's a cool homie.

Skeeza

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey FP,
You got your brawl.
Nice.
I can see the smile on your face
TC

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gorfie,,
nothing to say now huh.i had another of my boys reed EVERYTHING and he says the same thing.your week and been col busted as a fraud.i now own you,you may go back to yor macdonalds drivethrough window.Sorry for throwin the milkshake at you the other day

TR-owning and exposing gorfies sine feb 06

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo skeez,,,
thanks homes for reading everything and steppin up to help me out,,shout out to thrilla and the rest of the homies

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, Tony. I know I might be taking a risk, but what the hell. I'm curious for some reason as to who you are and who you supposedly know. I don't see what it will prove if you have a picture of you partying with someone famous, but if you want, send your pictures, etcetera to the e-mail address below. I've set it up just for you, so I hope you feel special. If they're legit, I can either pass them on to factory_peasent and he can show them to Boomer, or I can temporarily publish the password to the e-mail account for anyone to see. Up to you.

Don't know what this might prove, but it seems important to you, so I'll call your bluff. Let's see 'em.

Bill

e-mail address is...

elf7439b@hotmail.com

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bill,
i dont know you and i dont want to send my stuff to anyone i dont know.boomer has been houndin me for a long time and i want HIS EMAIL nothin against you but i dont even know if your legit and its werd that all of a sudden,you want my email pictures.nothin against you but I wanted his but his silance is proving my point and i won.
im outty-leavin for NYC,,gonna hit up some old homies i use to roll with from the bronx,,,
gorfie-dont live in the digital world and be a follower

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"bill",,,
just curios why your willin to fire your email out but boomer wont?did he put you up to this???this just proves that he sets there cant back his shit and now gets someone else to do his stuff for him

keep hiding gorfie

im outty for a few weeks
peace

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boomer didn't put me up to this. I can't speak to why he didn't give you his e-mail, but I have some guesses.

One, he doesn't want to risk getting junk e-mail from whatever you might sign him up for, as well as viruses, worms, etc. I myself don't understand it all, but I know enough to be careful what to open. I have access to a separate computer without important stuff on it, so it's not as risky. Maybe Boomer doesn't. I have no idea.

Two, he doesn't judge people by who they know and honestly doesn't care who you know. I don't judge people by who they know either. Like I said before, I'm more curious than anything else. I have a guess as to who YOU are and want to know whether I'm right. Maybe Boomer already knows who you are or doesn't care. Again, I have no idea.

I am "legit" in that I know factory_peasant, the author of this blog, personally, and thus can show him whatever pictures, etc, you have. I imagine he can get them to Boomer, if that's important. I don't know what else "legit" might mean in this case. You wanted to prove what you were saying was true. I offered you a way to do that. Nothing more. I notice that you didn't give out YOUR e-mail address either.

Anyway, I don't really know the history between you and Boomer and what started this all. Far be it from me to get in the middle of a beef between two other people that doesn't involve me, but you asked your "friend" to read things objectively and weigh in on who "won", so I figured I'd do the same.

I'll keep the e-mail address up for a few more days in case you change your mind about e-mailing them to me. Or, if it's really important to you, I'm sure you have a blog up yourself. You can post them up there if you want and leave the web address here. If you want to show them to Boomer and ONLY Boomer, well I guess I don't have a solution for you then.

Bill

5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Tony my Bitch. Thanks to you to skeazer. They call you skeazer cuz yo on da jock o tony. If you think you got me because I won't give out my email address then I can't help you two bone heads. Bill hit the nail on the head I am not giving out my email to some internet slime risking spam and quite frankly you are not worth the trouble of setting up a bogus email. Also Bill is correct in saying that I do not give a damn about who you hang with. Bill offered up his and you backed out I guess that means I won. Bwhahahahahahahahaha. I used your words to prove that you lied about many things and that is ultimately what you are upset about. Oh one last thing it what such a nice weekend I was out in the sun the whole time and look what you were doing trolling a blog where you are not liked looking for attention.

Boomer
Tony you said that you "owe" me then to repay me I want you to learn english so you can better communicate.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weak comeback Boom, I mean bill!Anthony owns you.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my other bitch. Whats a matter no guts to sign your jibberish either.

I own the both of you fags.

Boomer
Tony thinks originality is a skin disease.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony,

I'm not going to bother trying to convince you I'm not Boomer.

Since you or whoever wrote the comment above seem to think Boomer and I are the same person, your problem is solved. You now have Boomer's e-mail address, so send whatever the hell it is that you think is going to impress everyone. I realize you're partying in the Bronx, so to save you time and effort, I'll retype it below.

elf7439b@hotmail.com

Bill

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Skeeza,

I'll make this short, sweet, and to the point: Why does your man "Anthony" have this hostile disposition towards Boomer and practically everyone else that engages him on this message board?
Is he disabled, retarded or just plain angry at the world? I would really appreciate some enlightment as to why your man Anthony seems to be so pissed at the world.

Since he is "your man", I am betting that you have all the answers to these questions.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I know is Boomer kept tormenting him for no real good reason. Thats why he's mad at him and the rest of the slices that come in to F with him. You all need to have some compassion and stop playing games with him.He literally told me the whole story (in tears) about how you all jump his shit whenever you get the chance. Just chill out on my man is all I am saying.

Skeeza

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tormenting? For no good reason?

Please go back to his posts and read them carefully. In my opinion, he facilitated this "war" from the start. It's quite obvious that your man has issues concerning his mental well being.

So why are you here? What is your purpose? to defend Tony while he "rolls with his homies" from the Bronx?

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok blasting aside for the moment let me get my two cents in and hopefully this will clears things up.

It all started with these comments he made.

http://billanddave.blogspot.com/2006/02/negative-results.html#comments

Now I thought about it quite a bit before I responded and the only conclusion I could come up with was that he tried to insult me. If he was not then seriously you need to help him get his ideas across better. I admit I gave him a little slap there, but like I said I felt insulted and the slap was warranted. Then he went on a wild tirade that I could barely undersand. Again if he does know what he is talking about then he needs to get those ideas across better because to me it sounded like internet search info thrown together. Then it was dropped.

About a month later he comes on with this one, this time anon. calling everyone idiots. Unprovoked I might add.

http://billanddave.blogspot.com/2006/04/chamber-bitch.html#comments

Again I called him out in that thread because he called us idiots for no reason.

Then there are these two in which I say nothing although it is clearly him trying to bait us and name calling.

http://billanddave.blogspot.com/2006/04/little-stoners.html

http://billanddave.blogspot.com/2006/04/little-stoners.html

I said nothing.

Then there is this thread he calls everyone out before I say a word. Since I let it go twice and he didn't go away I figured this was what he wanted so I let him have it.

So in my opinion I feel that your man has caused more problems for himself and everyone else than we have. If he has a decenting opinion then cool lets have it, but don't try and start anything by calling people out. Also I feel another big reason for this is his apparent lack of communication skills, not trying to be smart ass here, but I think you know what I mean.

One last thing again not being a smart ass, but if your friend is in tears over internet banter then he has a lot bigger problems. I will drop it for now, but if he comes back on with the "idiots" or "goons" talk then I will be left with no other choice.

Boomer

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boomer,

First of all, your links aren't helpful. They just are links to previous stories the author had posted. Your feeble attempt at trying to intimidate me has failed. Take a research class at your local junior college and learn how to link sites that actually support your points. Ohh yeah and what's decenting? Do you mean dissenting as in a statement of opinion? Boy you got alot of nerve busting on my boy when your communications skills are no better.
"People who live in glass houses should not be the first to throw stones".

Skeeza

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoelaces,

I do not have the time nor patience to find needles in haystacks just to appease you. I have stated my position and please stop. It doesn't matter what my relationship is to my friend. Lets just say that I feel the need to stand up for him because of people like you who prey on the less fortunate of society. Think about that one for awhile.

Skeeza

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All right screech it's obvious to me and everyone now that you and retard boy are nothing, but trolls. I through all that together on the fly even though I didn't feel I had too and provided links to everything I talked about and why it happened, but that wasn't good enough for you. Now you want me to do all the hyper text for you as well? I thought you cared enough for retard boy, Tony Rutledge to do the cut and paste however it appears you do not care. Well you will have no one to blame for your next sleepless night because you have to spoon Tony until he goes to sleep, it's all your fault. If you had taken the time to look you would have seen that the links I provided were to individual stories that were posted and the comments associated with it. That wasn't good enough well I should have known I tried explaining this to your challenged friend and got the same response.

Intimidate you? Please I was willing to drop it and let retard boy, Tony Rutledge off the hook for all of his bullshit, that he started I might add. However you chose to let it continue I was just trying to lay it all out with no insults so you could see that retard, Tony Rutledge was not an innocent victim. You choose to ignore this and still hurl out the insults so now Tony will continue to pay the price for your stupidity. Tony Rutledge you retard thank your buddy for any insults that may come your way now I tried to end it, but it seems your pal really doesn't give a damn about you. Retard Tony I believe your buddy deliberately provoked me so I could insult you some more because deep down he gets a kick out of what I say about you. I guess I asked for this though anyone who could befriend an obvious idiot has to be an idiot himself

As for the mis-spell sure I make mistakes I will be the first to tell you that I got caught between thoughts and didn't check my work it happens. See if your retarded friend was just making comments with out insults and still making mistakes I would not have said a word, like I didn't say anything about the mistakes in your first post. However he came on here insulting people and saying shit that was incredibly hard to understand so he left himself wide open for any kind of insults. It's not what I wanted to do, but it is obvious now that you can not even be objective about it. You two are nothing more than trolls fishing for a war. Hope you are happy I was not the only one who felt this way I was just the most vocal. I don't call out my "posey" every time he comes here, but the dumb shit will not stop calling people names. People get tired of his act and I got him for it. Gently at first hoping he would get the picture, but noooooooooo he had to egg it on and now he is crying and we should feel bad. Please give me a break, retard Tony should get thicker skin if he wants to be a troll. You have no time or patience to get the reason for this? That's for sure. You are just like your retarded friend just try and bust on people and think your right without looking it up. Trust me it's not difficult to see when your stupid, idiotic, retarded friend is posting.


Boomer
It's a tale of two Tony's. Dumb and "Dumbier"

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boomer

“However you chose to let it continue I was just trying to lay it all out with no insults so you could see that retard, Tony Rutledge was not…”

You say “without insults”, yet in the same sentence you call him a retard? You really are a piece of work. Let us end this squabble since there aint no resolution in sight. Your hell bent on creating a smear campaign against my man and now your orchestrating one against me. As far as I can see it you’re the troll because of your consistent baiting tactics, name calling, and long-winded responses that basically say the same thing over and over. I am above that and refuse to exchange posts with you anymore. You may now have the last word.



Skeezer

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look dude you obviously can't comprehend too well either. I was referring to my previous post when I showed you what made everyone ticked off at your friend. Then you came back at me with insults so I said fine and I started the insults again. Understand now? It is also apparent that you still didn't go back and see that your boy started all this.

However I am willing to let all this slide. Just let it be known I am no troll I just do not like being called an idiot or goon for no reason. I am not the one baiting or starting the names.

Boomer

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, skeazo says,"He literally told me the whole story (in tears) about how you all jump his shit whenever you get the chance." bwuahahahahaha crying little bish! So, that why my pizzas are cold my beer is warm and my shoes are not being shined.
tony, you are fired!!!

chop tobin

p.s. your blowjobs suck worse than your beer

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boomer,

Fair enough. I will have a talk with him.

Skeez

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chop the imposter,

It is obvious that you are one of bullys that take pleasure in preying on people who are challenged. Before his trip he just got diagnosed with RLS-which is not a pleasant condition. My boy does have a good gig going on and meets alot of bling-blam. So all I can make out of your post is that you are one jealous idiot.

Skeez

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

y0,

skeez-ho,,, does rls = really lame

syndrome????????????????????????

suck a ding-a-ling

we dont' need you here,,,

butt, we can abuse you mentally

while you are here,,,mebbe we can

you cry too heehheee,,,


anon. hoe-basher


skee-lo: defender of internet

faggotry since may 2006,,,

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whadup,,

had a great time hanging with da boyz.we even had time to celebreat roy nagans victory on the way back in new orlens.i met his staff and it was cool,,
gonna met corey hart today about settin up a lunchon,,,more jacksons in the packet.
ooh,,,no one didnt talk to me about nothing,,,yeah skeez im talkin to you,,,dont be tellin any one nothin about me.had to call you bout that and now i have to let everyone here know bout it to.
gimme a holla again we NEED TO TALK..

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen up Anthony,

Don't come after me like I'm the bad guy. Your the one who asked me for help. Second, whay are you here on this message board? These people don't give a shit about you.

You want to threathen me, then I think I need to tell these people a little more about you.

1. You are 1/3 owner of the catering business.
2. You and the rest of the boys only got a compliment for the services you did from chop-you don't hang with him.
3. I spoke with Thrilla and he told me what went down in NYC. I can settle this out ON HERE if you would like.

Don't call and ask me anymore about this message board. Your on your own and if you get your feelings hurt again you deserve it.

Skeeza

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j00 just got busted fagg0t,,,

p00sh! in teh k0osh

chop tobin

"bashin internet fagg0try since 5-2006"

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo,

skeezo

tell us more, we love dirt

props to skeez!!!

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea,,,

i am 1/3 ower of the biz,,,thats still more than knucklehead beerboy will ever own.i still get monies rollin in,,dont matter. AND i dont have to work that hard hangin in front of drive thru.
go ahead and tell them what thrilla said,,it dont mattrer to me because of it was nt for me they WOULD HAVE NEVER made it out to NYC.
i'm not hangin out here on this message board,,,numnutz is the one who started this whole thing and YOU AGREED with me when i told you and you read the whiole thing
skeez, for the record, i apologise making you mad,,,aight? but boomer and his highschool cheerleeders are the ones that caused this whiole mess betwen me and you ,,,not me.
its all good,i wont bug you no more about this,,,thanks homes.swing by tomorra and ill hook you up with a masive lunch,,,thats because I LIKS IT LIK DAT and can DO IT LIK DAT and my biz lets my take car of my peeps
im thru and said what i needed to say,
peace

anthony R.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont worry folks,,,
another hit from the pipe,,,
and tony will be right back,,,

"t.r.= sucking the glass dick before
walking the hoe stroll" and "making
$100.00 the HARD way,,, bending over
for the mens 1 dolla at a time"

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey everybody,,,

look at me, im an attention whore!

my name is tony gump and i pwns 1\3

of a hot-dog cart,,, yippee!

if you's got 2 dolla,,, i gots 2

lips, lets get freeky!

tr

p.s.

come pound my buttox(bring crisco)
i love man-paste is teh butt chute

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats reel funny,,,
boomer,your really showin your materity and proving that i was rite from the get go.i dont care what kind of dum stuff you say-its still dum and no matter how you sign it i still knew its you,
i wont bother to response back to this BS because thats why this whole thing is is bs.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was not me dip shit. If I say something I will sign it always have always will.

Get a clue I let it alone and you kept going.

Boomer

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi all,,,

this is tony the trans-sexual.i really own 1\3 of a used\recycled
sex toy cart.my favorite dildos
come with the corn still not washed off! lata foos i'm going to
meet with bananarama tonite,,, maybe they have leftovers'''

bye,

"fagitha" rutledge

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boomer,,

why do you wanna keep playin this stupid game?are you that dum that you think i dont know its you?you are gone all thiss time and all of sudden all these anons pop uppleaze holmes gimme a freeking breek.the only reson i keep going is because of your mouth and until you take it back,,got it.
so the way i see it you need to a. apologise or b. agree that you flew of the handle way back when you made that hartful crack about easy bake ovens and the other crap,giot it?

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony you are a stupid fuck. Go back dumb dick and look at what you said asshole and see it's you. Your bud worked out something with me and said "fair enough" so I let it alone however it appears that was not good enough for you so now you must pay. These are not me and quite frankly I do not give a damn if you believe it or not.

Boomer
Tonys idea of a exotic vacation is a 3 to 5 year stretch at a state prison.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so now the name callin huh big man (or boi i should say)your not impressin me so SHOT UP!!!!!i had enogh of your crapp.im sick and tired of your heedgames.you think your smart and slick with all yourbs and dum redeads.
next time,dont respond to me or say nothing to me,,,just keep livin in your digital world stupidas!!!dont bother to right back because i am gone.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my bitch

Boomer
Tony if you cry loud enough your mommy will bring you a bottle.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tony,

come to momma i got breast milk for you. we can snuggle in bed too,,,

love,

tony's momma

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

srunch(boomer!)),,
my mom for your informaton,is doin greet and dont need me and i dont need her to live life in the analog world not like you livin ONLY in the digital world.I got a 250,ooo credit line open ANYTIME I want.i wear ballys,what do you were?discount scatchers from walmart?i buy obsession,you probaly use brut or old spice.my ride is a hummer,whats yours?
isnt it funny how im giving you all this info and YOU GOT NOTHIN to say or tell about what you ride,hang with or nothin.cant even give me your email so I CAN PROVE MY SHIT.that proves that you cant back your shit.
i met carey the other day and hes coo and me and my crew will probably hook him up with a lunch gig with some wine AND MY OWN BEER.
on top of all that,this weekend im goin prospecting with BURRAY OlSEN,,,what now bicth?do i need my mom know?what you got goin on besides macdonalds?so stop messing with me and until you got somethin worth sayin,i just proved that you aint got nothin on nobody,,,just a plain gorfie

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks My bitch.

Boomer
Tony got "hart" trying to give himself "heed".

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like i said,,,
great PREDICTABLE comeback.thats all you knew how to do is name call but you cant say anything else,,,thanks for proving my point over and over again,

THE boner,,,"waaaa your my bitch,,,,waaaaa cuz its all i can think of to say is names",,,boomer

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my bitch.

Boomer
When Tony gets out of prison his mamma is going to get him a job as a jizz mopper at the peep show she works for.

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everybody,,
notise how boner stups to a new low by talkin about my mom when i didnt say shit!
thanks boner for proving my point,,,your reely lookin pathetic and save yourself embarasment by just leavin,,,your lookin like a fool,trust me

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my bitch.

Boomer
Tony clean up booth #4.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boner,

your welcome my gorfie!!!

boner,
cleanup your act,you gots to come up with somethin better then that,,what shoes you wearing?what car you drive???you weak and you cant front anymore

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my bitch

Boomer
No no Tony mop it don't lick it..Sheesh too much prison time for this chump.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo anthony,

your right this dude can't front. Go away Gorfman you are through.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my new bitch.

Boomer
Tony even your reflection hates you.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL,

This dude is not even worth it.

Like Mioshi sez "You are too yung..."

Pull on your pecker so more gorfman, you need some fresh new material.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks my bitch.

Boomer
Tony A&E called your services are no longer required. Perhaps you should call TLC, maybe they would like some of your "refrishments."

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok tony,(aka cleveland steamer)

i thought about it,,, and im going to put my e-mail addy here. you say you have something to show me,,, ok so do it then.hopefully its not pictures of a hotdog cart or your fly yugo that you cruise the strip in,,,

hotelcj69@yahoo.com - im waiting

t. rutledge telling internet tall tales since he took the cack out of his mouth,,,

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

still waiting you hot-dog stand
vendor pussy,,,
now no balls, i'm callin you out fool
send me an email!

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sissy! i knew it
chicken-shit bawk bawk bawk!
all talk,,, no cock,,,



gorfie

5:37 PM  

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