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Monday, November 22, 2004

Jennifer Troubles

I'm having serious doubts about my relationship with Jennifer. It's all becoming very mundane. Sex with her is at a total standstill and has been for some time. I think the last time we made love was at least a month and a half ago. Since then nothing more has happened. Now it seems that every time I bring the subject up with her all I get is excuses. It's weird. It hurts me and I miss being intimate with her. The feeling I get is she must be bored with me and I spend way too much of my time thinking about it. By the time sex is finally convenient for her I probably won't be interested anymore. The whole situation has been driving me nuts. At night I can't sleep because I'm thinking of being with her even though I'm not. I drift between being severely depressed and being extremely angry. When I'm angry I think about being with other women. I haven't done that yet, though. I am trying to be patient. Now I don't know what I will do.

Our relationship in high school was similar in that she was really distant and odd about having sex. I can't understand it and never did. This is a mistake being with her again. Nothing has changed. Jennifers are pesky and should be avoided at all cost.

posted by factory_peasant at 9:33 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a girlfriend named Jennifer. She was my first love. Met her in high school. When she left for college, she got another boyfriend. The only problem was, she didn't tell me. She had me in Sebastopol, and him at Davis. All my friends knew, but they didn't have the balls to tell me. This woman was so uptight that she had her mom buy her tampons even when she was in college. I was working at a drug store at the time and I used to get her diaphram and jellys for her. I always thought that we were going through a lot of supplies in relation to the amount of sex we were having. Turned out I was footing the bill for her other boyfriend too. What a drag, paying for the contraception for you girlfriend's boyfriend. You are right, Jennifers should be avoided at all costs.
TC

6:38 PM  
Blogger factory_peasant said...

heh. i had no idea... our Jennifer experiences were most similar. i'll be getting to the worst part of my ordeal with the frigid 'niffer soon. in many ways i think you got away easy compared to what i had dished out to me. yessir.

9:47 PM  

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