Unabomber Gets Himself Fired

It finally happened.

I'm not sure what the blowout argument was between Unabomber and his boss the other day but it must have been one hell of a fight. No doubt it had to be over something petty because that guy never knew when to shut his big fat mouth. The next morning when Unabomber came into work, he was spotted by site security officers and recorded on camera carrying a large package that looked suspicious. Unabomber's supervisor fired him as soon as he arrived in the Metrology Lab and had security escort him off the property. There was one problem though. Nobody could find the suspect package Unabomber brought in to work. I guess someone thought it a potentially dangerous enough incident to call the police and request help from their bomb squad.

Bomb squad personnel were unable to locate the package.

Personally, I'm happy to know that fool has been thrown out of here. Too bad it took so long for someone in authority to act. Employees like Unabomber should never have been hired in the first place. Now if they could just get rid of that deadbeat J2, we'll really be on a roll.