The Wrath Of Royonics
All of the rollaway carts next to the Royonics machines are filled with PC boards that have loose components inserted into them. It takes the Royonics operators a long time to get all the PC boards loaded up with parts. Sometimes it takes a few days of meticulous work to get it finished. While the carts are sitting out on the shop floor everyone is extremely careful to not bump into them. They have signs in large, bright red letters to not bump, move, or disturb the carts in any way. I've seen what happens when some poor fool does bump into a cart filled with Royonics boards, and it's ugly. It's like pouring gasoline onto a hornet's nest.
Most of the Royonics operators are little old Asian ladies. There's a few guys out there but not many. When some idiot sideswipes one of the Royonics carts, hundreds if not thousands of loose components pop out of the Racked PC boards and go flying onto the floor as well as rain down onto the PC boards below each shelf in the cart. I have never seen angry Asian women swarm around someone so fast as they do when their boards get wrecked. If they catch you they'll try to hit you, kick you in the shins, shout all manner of horrible insults at you, and they'll probably steal your lunch. No apology for ruining their boards will suffice. Once they see you bump a cart with loaded boards and the parts scatter, you are doomed. The best course of action quite simply, is to run. Run out of the department as fast as you can and don't look back at the horde of angry women trailing you. Run swiftly, like the wind.
I've seen it happen a couple of times and each time I shout, "You better run dude! Get the fuck out of there now!" But, it's always too late. Just as the bungling employee looks over at me the angry female Royonics mob engulfs him and his torment begins. Watching the brawl usually makes me smile but a couple of times it's been so rough that I cringed a little and felt sorry for the guy. I tell you what though if I ever accidentally bump one of those loaded Royonics carts I am going to run like hell and then call in sick for a couple of days after that. It's the only way to avoid a beating.
Most of the Royonics operators are little old Asian ladies. There's a few guys out there but not many. When some idiot sideswipes one of the Royonics carts, hundreds if not thousands of loose components pop out of the Racked PC boards and go flying onto the floor as well as rain down onto the PC boards below each shelf in the cart. I have never seen angry Asian women swarm around someone so fast as they do when their boards get wrecked. If they catch you they'll try to hit you, kick you in the shins, shout all manner of horrible insults at you, and they'll probably steal your lunch. No apology for ruining their boards will suffice. Once they see you bump a cart with loaded boards and the parts scatter, you are doomed. The best course of action quite simply, is to run. Run out of the department as fast as you can and don't look back at the horde of angry women trailing you. Run swiftly, like the wind.
I've seen it happen a couple of times and each time I shout, "You better run dude! Get the fuck out of there now!" But, it's always too late. Just as the bungling employee looks over at me the angry female Royonics mob engulfs him and his torment begins. Watching the brawl usually makes me smile but a couple of times it's been so rough that I cringed a little and felt sorry for the guy. I tell you what though if I ever accidentally bump one of those loaded Royonics carts I am going to run like hell and then call in sick for a couple of days after that. It's the only way to avoid a beating.
posted by factory_peasant at 1:21 AM
1 Comments:
Would these little old jap ladies get angry at GOD if there was an earth quake that upset their precious carts? How can they hold imperfect man to the standard of GOD? This is idolatry, they have created graven images (circit boards) and like the heathens that they are, are driven into murdurus rage when the "apple cart" (from the garden of eden) gets upset. I would take time to hate them if i dident know they will burn in hell already and i will never have to see them.
GOD gave his only begoten son, who died for our sins, only his blood can wash away your sin. Have you acepted Jesus Christ as your personal loard and saivior?
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